Wednesday, August 13, 2008

tequilla sunrise

Here is the encouraging aspect about what we're actually agreeing to disagree on:

the bomber BoD's are not working for the city right now. They are working for lyle voo-doo doll bauer. The premise behind a community owned team is completely poisoned.

The contingent of lyle bauer's voo-doo BoD's will sway in his favor, as long as the empire's money belt is being worn. Quite the contrast when you alphabetically put Lyle Bauer's name at the head of the list, or has that point completely evaded most Winnipeger's idolatry of borderline mutiny??

(I suppose that would be the case.)

In my own defense, Lyle Bauer has orchestrated everything along the lines of characterizing this Bomber-coup as a lovely wrapped little package. Perhaps, only I say that if Bauer wears the pants from gucci-in-drag, as all you faithful that post on ourbombers covet so much. I'll be more than happy to take what I can get, eh?? If that logic fails the BoD's voo-doo brigade of laywers on Maroon's Rd. Let me tell you something zoo+pigs. . . it is a sad day in hell. It tells me something about each and every Bomber fan that neglects their own civil authority, yet, allowing Bauer use the BoD's to write a superfluous storybook. (If you're farmiliar with the infamous Oedipus Complex, we are being blind. . . except Bauer is laughing himself to sleep at night.)In that story, much the same in case you are unfarmiliar with Oedipus Complex, the moral of the story is that Oedipus defiles his own eyes as to learning the truth that his offspring is that of his mother's. In fact, the opposite is true of Bauer, when you really use your intellect, (which may be hard for some of you judging by your messenger-Bauer's intellect. . .) Oedipus went to great length's to find out the truth, as he rightfully deserved to know. Instead, Bauer doesn't even give the fans a fighting chance, he's made all of you so apathetic you fear it.

The truth might be, you can't handle the truth.

bigc~

P.S. If you enjoy Troy Westwood/Matt Sheridan/ and the silly feuding on Maroons Rd. take a back seat of the Rider Bus.

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If people in the city realizing Murphy’s - law of what can go wrong will go wrong - nothing has held more true. . . just watching this under achieving 2008 collection.

We do not however need a cover-page of SI, in order to have a say . . . in the peer-pressure of such a community based organization that's developed a football tradition. In fact, the truth becomes rather ironic, seeing that a tornado is the one thing standing in the way of promise.

This is why such reason is mistaking a natural disaster from taking place, cannot even compare to the departure Lyle Bauer would face, if he were to step down as CEO of the community based procurement.

If you've ever seen the movie Major League, it is about a mlb team Cleveland Indians, where the CEO Rachel Phelps wants to use her authority in order to capsize it's fan base in return for a major profit. The plan was simple it had the makings of a Hollywood ending, where life (Lyle Bauer) was imitating art. What ends up happening to Rachel Phelps master-ideology of choice, was that the fortunes of a losing baseball team destine for the cellar became a group cohesive effort. They were supposed to be a terrible team, but instead through collaboration coupled with the desire to win came through.

If we could accuse Lyle Bauer of script writing, we can also say he stole the print from the pages of Rachel Phelps verbatim to the story in Major League. We do not pretend this is life imitating art in Winnipeg, but when it comes to Lyle Bauer, the initial crowning of the king is getting awfully close.

If you do not want a king of false pride and even more or less false perdition . . . each and every bomber faithful is being taken for a ride because of Bauer's infiltrating role reversal upon the fans. It is a peril of interest that you as a fan do not digest Bauer, let him digest YOU. It is reverse psychology at its finest hour.

LONG LIVE THE KING.

I say off with his head!

~bigc

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"Kevin Glenn is a winner." Doug Berry's hear no evil see no evil philosophy.


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Read my post about 'Major League' the movie is as analogous to the Bombers brass this season. It's gone on too far, Taman has to go. No time like the present, that time is now here. We're going nowhere.

How long have I tried in my best effort to open the eyes of those that actually agree with Bauer. . . it's absolutely ridiculous what's happening to OUR TEAM RIGHT NOW.

I don't mean this against you specifically, but to the general status quo that need to buy themselves a clue. . . Go to ourbomber's if you like it so much.

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buffalo1 wrote:
With the current situation we have - what personnel changes should the Bombers be making?


FIRE BAUER AND TAMAN.


Honestly, what is everybody else waiting for I ask. I ask why are people so blind??? It's really the failed advocacy to remove the emperor from Maroons Rd., that is an embarassment to each and every of our great fans.

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Seriously, I need a distraction on this board from the futility that the Bomba's have since caused.

That being said, a nice diversion from the horrible/terrible/tragic reality that is - here are some topics I'd like the chance to rejurgitate the sorry bunch of born-again cfl_nerf_balls we call a football team.

First up . . . Brett Farve. Filthy rich, gets his time to shine as the reborn Joe Namath in disguise. Green Bay should have treated this guy better.

Second. . . Leah Hextall is now on TSN. I knew from the moment she'd deliberately alienate her fellow cast members from Winnipeg's CTV affiliate, that she was pulling up her sell-out pants to Toronto's kiln. Unbeleivable what this chick gets away with, in front of a live television feed no less.

Finally, Beijing/Olympics. I didn't care when China got the games. . . and I sure as hell still don't.

Bare in mind these are thoughts that any of you should add to.

This season I've become more aware than in the past - such focus on elite minded individuals (such as Bauer,) I choose to face Bauer with a dose of his own medicine.

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Post subject: bigcanadiano on tsn in future-time Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 03:17 PM


That's right folks. . . the bigc is heading from my computer screen right into your tsn-false-dichotomy dreams.

If any of you are catching it. . . tsn is presently undermining the best franchise in the history of cnd football right under our very noses.

How proud it must make you all, to feel slighted by the same group of individuals that bring us Bauer's full proof leadership ability???

In case you've missed it. . . some journalist from tsn, brought us a story involving Troy Westwood's true to life article, that Doug Brown rebutted. In turn, we get the coverage Winnipeg so desperately covets from the Toronto based pleasing, not so friendly, foreign to everything in every context.

Simply put. . . the other shoe has finally dropped.

Like a piano on Maroons Rd.

Way to go Blue Fans!!!!

You've earned it. . .

sincerely,

Lyle's biggest fan.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Finally, somebody in the Blogisphere who sees Leah Hextall for what she is.

She can't pack up her ego and head to Toronto soon enough. Too bad they don't plan on keeping her there.