pk subban @saracaira
A few white girls asses flat as shit, but the head so good damn a nigga glad he hit
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I have been retweeting some of the most moronic quotes I can find. RT: "#ObamaCultRequirements Must have snorted at least one line of coke"
Mark @mark85nh
#ObamaCultRequirements owning at least one george clooney movie
Mark @mark85nh
#ObamaCultRequirements You get your news from MSNBC and Al Jazeera
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@mark85nh Al Jazeera is actually some of the best informative, objective news worthy vagrants on the planet.
Candice @CandiLissa
#ObamaCultRequirements Must know absolutely nothing about politics.
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Mark @mark85nh
#ObamaCultRequirements Having the belief that surrender equals "compromise"
Mark @mark85nh
@mark85nh @PeaceLoveDes anyone who supports obama is either
stupid and ignorant or just as bad as he is.
Mark @mark85nh
#ObamaCultRequirements Believing that socialism works
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Sarah Haggerty @SarahJane2233
Oh yea ill go to the gym today! ....... Naps all day instead then eats pizza #Fail
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
RT: "Oh yea ill go to the gym today! ....... Naps all day instead then eats pizza #Fail" Hot > not hot
Melissa Lauren @MelissaLaurenM
Faith will get you there.
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Erotic Sex Facts™ @EroticSexFacts
Hugs from behind..
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JENSKYE @itsJenSkye
AMEN "@funnychapter: If you get far in life, the moment that you forget where you came from is the moment you end up back there."
Marco Almeida
@bigcanadiano
@itsJenSkye There is truth in that, but the irony is not so relevant.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
FUCK YOU DONALD FEHR, YOU ARE COSTING THE PLAYERS MONEY BASED ON YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#LateNightConfessions My mind is a future universe in waiting.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#LateNightConfessions I am going to be the first Winnipeg born actor with an oscar nomination.
Erotic Sex Facts™ @EroticSexFacts
Being on top >
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@bigcanadiano
@EroticSexFacts Well played. Finally something of substance.
Cowboy Chris @beleaf4ever
#LateNightConfessions I wanna fuck a girl who is just wearing cowboy boots
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Caroline Milch @carolinex143
I hate creeps

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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@carolinex143 I hate them too.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#LateNightConfessions I use to think she was hot, now I think "She's really not that into me." The reality, she is hot - I am needing it.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#LateNightConfessions Most interesting is a man that can dial with her in one hand then speak with the other hand while dialing.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#LateNightConfessions the truth about love is simple, you might even find it on twitter.
Cowboy Chris @beleaf4ever
#LateNightConfessions I would have the best sex with a Montreal Canadians fan #HateSex
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#LateNightConfessions Try having a conversation with yourself that lasts, is not boring, and keeps you feeling sexy as fuck.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#LateNightConfessions It's not that I do not care that women like me; it's the fact that I like them too much.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#LateNightConfessions I have nothing against 'slut' as an informed choice based on attraction, systemic beliefs do not desensitize me.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#LateNightConfessions I think slut is the new sexy, I am in a minority, though a sexy minority is better then no majority at all.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#LateNightConfessions It takes immense talent to recognize the truth; that the truth in all things should I apply to myself are thought.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
I do not wish I were a hockey player, I act like I am a hockey player.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@jianghomeshi And nobody cares. They just got closer to a monopoly of the music industry, not the core of music. Fight the power.
Jewel Santini @JewelSantini
Don't like the truth? Don't ask. I refuse to sit here & pitch lies just because it's what you wanna hear.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@JewelSantini Not going to compete with you there, Jewel.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
If have a double standard in life, I have yet to know about it.
Dalai Lama @DalaiLama
We need to understand how destructive emotions affect us and constructive emotions can help us, so that we can maintain our peace of mind.
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Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes
"Nothing is Impossible." - Derek Beevor
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
I divide myself into two equal parts, which introduction is to myself, then what introduction is of others.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Donald Fehr, day 6 of the lockout, breakfast in bed watching porn.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
NHLPA to fans, "Fuck you all, now shine my shoes."
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
NHLPA' desperate housewives ed. "We're not greedy, okay - maybe we are, no contest dickbags."
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
NHLPA, "When it comes to guts, we have no glory. When it comes to getting paid, we look like prostitutes."
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Donald Fehr "I take the D.". Gary Bettman "You are bluffing, waste of space."
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Donald Fehr addressing the players needs, "When it comes to logic, let's pretend we have no logic."
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
KHL universe, "No soup for you."
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
When you really think about it, the future is endless.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
I wish girls would check me out as much as guys do.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Oiler's suck... A worthy tweet.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy porn-star hot air balloon rides.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy origins of the universe orgy infested cruise ships.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy George W. Bush in a human rights museum.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy egg beaters.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy Greek mythology
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy fascist born rulers.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy you have no idea how to use the word fuck in elegant fashion.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy the truth about me is I want a swedish stewardess wearing lingerie.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy 9/11 postcards
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy why do you suck at twitter
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy so called "victims" of Internet abuse
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy obama bashing hypocrites jealous of black people.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
RT: "If Obama gets reelected we will all slowly die off." #classynotclassy borderline stupidity.
Canadian Gentleman @Canadagentleman
#WaysToMakeMeSmile be comfortable to not wear makeup. I think you're beautiful without it - I like knowing you think so too.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@Canadagentleman Canadian Women are by far the prettiest girls in the world.
Canadian Gentleman @Canadagentleman
#WaysToMakeMeSmile workout with me. Be my spotter
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Canadian Gentleman @Canadagentleman
#WaysToMakeMeSmile show up with Fight Club, some popcorn & wearing your favorite sweat pants & my hoodie
Marco Almeida
@bigcanadiano
@Canadagentleman Epic Fail.
Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys
That awkward moment when a girl catches you looking at her boobs...
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Erotic Sex Facts™ @EroticSexFacts
Lip biting, hair pulling, hands on my throat and spontaneity.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@Luke101988 All I read was "talk hockey." then all else walked off the plank into oblivion.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#WaysToMaakeMeSmile a nice tugjob.
Red Winged Angel @Redwingsangel
If I said I want your body, would you hold it against me? #BritneySpears
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@tombrodbeck Communism has never existed, so I'm surprised by the monetary aid - if any. All we've seen in history is fascist communism.
Adrianna Carla @WickedSoxy617
#10favoritesongsofalltime Wonderwall- oasis
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@WickedSoxy617 Totally bang on.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
RT: "Diego Maradona and his wife Veronica Ojeda have revealed that they are expecting their first child together." The Devils breed.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@MissSydneyJames You Miss James are a fucking goddess.
Erotic Sex Facts™ @EroticSexFacts
When they put you on the counter and kiss you.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
RT: "Dear stomach, You're bored not hungry so shut up." > Never true.
Norhane @NorhaneSamy
Hubba hubba!
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@NorhaneSamy Best catch phrase ever.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@EKane9JETS @WHLGiants Winnipeg Jets Hockey has its place cemented in history and you are playing for them. Good for you.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#classynotclassy The name "Benji"
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
The time is 2:07pm #winnipeg and nothing has changed my feelings of Donald Fehr.
Cowboy Chris @beleaf4ever
#WaysToMakeMeSmile wrap your legs around my head so I can wear you like the crown you are #TooFar Luke?
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@beleaf4ever That actually turned me on. Not going to lie. Nice use of imagination there.
Red Winged Angel @Redwingsangel
#WaysToMakeMeSmile tell me I'm the only one, and mean it/prove it
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
RT: "Your kissing style can determine whether you end up having Sex:" My kissing talent is gods thanks to mankind.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Tried the subway tuscan chicken sandwich today. < Fail
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
a girl I would have liked to bang < seeing her pregnant
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
This just in, NHL have come together with NHLPA agreeing to terms on the condition Donald Fehr is a douchebag.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Donald Fehr on hockey, "Put them on farms, that is where good players were born, then we can have a million dollar bonfire banquet."
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Red Winged Angel @Redwingsangel
"Dream place to live?" Where I live is not as important as who I live with

as long as I'm with the love of my life, I'm good!
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Norhane @NorhaneSamy
Is there currently a heel on the roster that makes you hate him even though you know it's scripted? None...
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@Redwingsangel What best describes intimacy: (a) feeling (b) sharing (c) spending time together (d) physical attraction
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@caseyrpeterson It depends what she's looking for, if it's only attention seeking behavior, she's a waste of space.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@Redwingsangel Wrong. (d) physical attraction
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@Redwingsangel I emphasize what you think most strongly about. Physical Attraction: is I would not want to come in second to someone else.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@Redwingsangel I am here to indulge. I appreciate the finer things in life, which is why I bother with someone as perfect.
Daniel Tosh @MrDanielTosh
I'm not antisocial, I just don't like shitty people.
Marco Almeida
@bigcanadiano
@MrDanielTosh That is one of the weaker standards a person represents. Kind of shallow.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
AS I AM BOMBER FAN I AM ONE I AM PROUD.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@caseyrpeterson Birth control was suppose to be catalyst of the sexual revolution. I prefer a "sensual" revolution without the popularity.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Congrats to Tim Burke on his teams performance and outstanding motivation tonight.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@TroyWestwood He took over a disaster of a team and has brought it out of the gutter.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
I love how the Bomber players showed so much respect for Tim Burke in celebration.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@MiltStegallTSN The Bomber offense was a solid game of play calling, actually.
=James Crampton @JimCramptonWPG
Cold, windy night in Winnipeg and the Blue Bombers played well. Coincidence? I think not. That's just the way we roll in this town. #CFL
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@NorhaneSamy Shitty wrestler, even worse heel. Got old real fast.
Norhane @NorhaneSamy
@bigcanadiano Completely disagree. I don't remember a bad match of his'. In fact, he stole the show a lot.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@NorhaneSamy RT: "Completely disagree." I respect that. However, the long hair, LA style, hipster profile does not appeal to me.
Norhane @NorhaneSamy
@bigcanadiano Perhaps that's a matter of taste- but it's not like they gave him much of a character to judge, especially towards the end
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@NorhaneSamy RT: "it's not like they gave him much of a character to judge" If there is smoke there is fire, he was not a team player.
Norhane @NorhaneSamy
@bigcanadiano Backstage politics...I don't judge someone based on those. You don't truly know them. Character, skills, charisma, you do.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@NorhaneSamy RT:" Backstage politics" Kiss of death, if you neglect that facet, you are going nowhere in the business. That is a fact.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@NorhaneSamy re; Morrison. Do not get me wrong I respect your view. This is an interesting conversation to have.
Norhane @NorhaneSamy
@bigcanadiano Of course if he's screwed in that dpt, he won't go anywhere. But that's not up to us, the fans, to judge.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@NorhaneSamy I strongly disagree, it separates the good from the greats. D Bryan is the best heel in wrestling right now. Paying his dues.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@Pookeo9 @RealKevinNash Punk got owned by Brett Hart. Enough said. Cena cannot hold Harts jock strap either
Man. @Pookeo9
@bigcanadiano @RealKevinNash It's safe to say Bret Hart is truly the real Best in the World.
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Todd Cordell @ToddCordell
Arrived home and checked some OHL boxscores only to see Mark Scheifele got in a fight tonight. Can't wait to see it on @hockeyfights.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@mscheify55 I heard you got in a scrap tonight. Just want to say - you are on your way. Way to deliver.
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Erotic Sex Facts™ @EroticSexFacts
What goes around comes around, give great head & you'll get it in return...
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Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys
Drinking doesn't make you cool. It's what you do while you're drunk that does.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Tonight's Bomber game really reinforces my belief in football.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Fuck Arda Ocal's banter re; wrestling, most annoying personality on television, right up there with Rene Paquette.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
RT: "@VegaJason A 3-9 team deserves only backhanded compliments." Do not dignify that with a response. True Bombers fans believe in you.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Alberto Del Rio is a dirty wrestler, I do not see him being champion.
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Lukas Sutter @Suttsy23
Big win to start off the year for the fellas! #putinamovie #anditfeelssoright
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#peopleImGladIMet @The_Sex_Writer
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#Ihatepeoplewho support Donald Fehr.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#IHatePeopleWho think they are original but are fooling themselves.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#IHatePeopleWho judge me for being an artist.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#Ihatepeoplewho try without failing.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#IHatePeopleWho my dog barks at.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#IHatePeopleWho are Edmonton Oiler fans.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#IHatePeopleWho pretend they are standing up for what they believe in.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#IHatePeopleWho hate me back.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#IHatePeopleWho Bash Obama.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#Ihatepeoplewho are two faced bigots.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#IHatePeopleWho refuse to keep things simple.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#Ihatepeoplewho have their heads up their asses.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#Ihatepeoplewho insult my intelligence.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#Ihatepeoplewho suck at twitter as a medium > as a vehicle of promoting free thought > as a vessel of knowledge
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#Ihatepeoplewho flatter only themselves.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#ihatepeoplewho < call people sluts without defining it for themselves.
Bible Time @Bible_Time
Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. -Hebrews 11:1
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Blonde princess † @Youngblondefree
I just want someone to flirt with.
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When Boys @WhennBoys
Dimples are fucking attractive.
Marco Almeida
@bigcanadiano
@WhennBoys For like a minute.
She Wants The D @SheDreamsTheD
If she texts you "I want The D", don't give her The D. Shes obviously a whore.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@SheDreamsTheD Not unless she is role playing with you in a sexy outfit.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@MelissaLaurenM @Catlyn1105 Seriously, you must be like the funnest chick - ever.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@Catlyn1105 @MelissaLaurenM Because I love your honesty, it relates well, and deserves applause even when if its not meant to be funny.
Erotic Sex Facts™ @EroticSexFacts
When they whisper, "come here" under their breath...
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Erotic Sex Facts™ @EroticSexFacts
If she call you talking bout sex, she wanna fuck.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Random thought of the day: I rather have Evander Kane at 6mil per year then Taylor Hall.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
The BC Lions look average tonight. Buck Pierce will be player of the week.
Sorry Not Sorry @SorryNotSoorry
i seriously feel like I have no fucking friends. everytime I let someone close they just fuck me the fuck over.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
The NHLPA should just take the money they are entitled to, forget the fans, may the lockout continue. How is that for sarcasm.
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Erotic Sex Facts™ @EroticSexFacts
Getting as close as you can without kissing them
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
The BC Lions will not win the Grey Cup this year.
Kelly Friesen @KellyFriesen
You don't realize how stupid a lot of sports fans are until you sit near them while their team is losing.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@KellyFriesen When a team is getting ripped apart by a majority, it is indicative of how counter intuitive people mistake themselves to be.
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Sarah Haggerty @SarahJane2233
Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@SarahJane2233 Where have you been all my life.
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Mike Fraser @bcmikejetsfan
I hate the Oilers even more than the Leafs, but the NHL without the Oilers just seems wrong.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
I hate Andrew Harris. Such a cocky mother fucker.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Geroy Simon is no Milt Stegall.
Darcy Woodhall @KingWoodballs
If the oilers move that will serve those assholes from Edmonton for laughing at us for losing the Jets in 96. I feel for those who didnt
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@KingWoodballs I would not miss them.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@NHLJets2point0 @KingWoodballs I told him I would not miss them. The Jets history is unique, in tact, we never deserved to lose them.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@NHLJets2point0 @KingWoodballs The Oilers reek of entitlement, since they had their dynasty . I hate them. I admit it.
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Deepak Chopra @DeepakChopra
Reality is not the scientific measurement of experience or even the experience but the possibility field for multiple modes of experience
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
I hate UFC.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Donald Fehrs anti-thesis -RT: I can't fucking take this anymore. BRING HOCKEY BACK.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#MLS is absolutely garbage soccer.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
#shitnobodysays I would really love to have sex with Star Jones.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@tombrodbeck We may as well call it NFL Canada. Change the entire course of history.
Tom Brodbeck @tombrodbeck
@bigcanadiano Like NHL Canada? Why not let the market dictate? Don't you want to see the best possible sport talent?
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@tombrodbeck Point awarded.
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Tom Brodbeck @tombrodbeck
If you want a true "Canadian Football League" then don't allow any non-Canadians in the league. Anything less is not a "Canadian" league
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@tombrodbeck I honestly cannot argue with that logic. It makes perfect sense to me.
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Bill Hader is a brilliant actor, but Nasim Pedrad and Jay Pharoah are not killing it on SNL tonight's opening scene.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
Jason Sudeikis has lost a ton of weight on this season of SNL. He was great in Hall Pass.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
@KingWoodballs Hader is by far the best talent on the cast. I am no real fan of Fred Armisen.
Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
If Joseph Gordon Levitt is next in line 'Batman', I am not sure how to feel about that. His sketch with Taran Killam is a yawner.
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Red Winged Angel @Redwingsangel
@beleaf4ever leafs suck!
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Marco Almeida @bigcanadiano
I am Winnipeg Blue Bombers until I die.
Darryl M. @ABBigBluJetsfan
RT @bigcanadiano: I am Winnipeg Blue Bombers until I die. Even when it sometimes hurts!!
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Man. @Pookeo9
I have never seen so much rain at once in my life.
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Man. @Pookeo9
Mother Nature woke up.
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Kirk Johnson @kirkcjohnson
Had a daydream that all hipsters turned into hamsters.
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The Sex Writer @The_Sex_Writer
#peopleImGladIMet @bigcanadiano
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Facts Of School™ @FactsOfSchool
I don't stalk, I investigate.
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"When a team is getting ripped apart by a majority, it is indicative of how counter intuitive people mistake themselves to be." (MA2012) - tweet of the night
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The English had it right - I have an affinity to the English throne, I feel it in my bones. This entry is mad brilliant.
"The Almeida's took care of the borders to our own identity, from which confederation demonstrated by the then King Dom Alfonso
Henriques of Guimaraes, Portugal's coat of arms, to the throne, of the then throne of England. That the English would then recognize as ambassadors to the nations allure carrying our own name, our own coat of arms, as recognized only by the Kingdom of England. So, where Spanish were looking to exploit the means of the many, the many, were so much fewer, that the Spanish inquisition was a disaster waiting to happen, seeing that the inquisition is historically thought (debunked) of as canonized religious right(s)." (MA2012)
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